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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}

{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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