{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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