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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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Duas vozes is the second album by Brazilian jazz duo Egberto Gismonti and Naná Vasconcelos recorded in 1984 and released in 1985 on ECM the following year.
"}{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
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Siegfried Haltman, known as Siki, was a Surinamese football player who played for S.V. Robinhood, América Futebol Clube (PE), Baltimore Bays, AZ'67 and for the Suriname national team during the span of his career. In 1964 he won the Surinamese Footballer of the Year award, becoming the first recipient of the award since its inception.
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