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Reel Time is a Philippine television documentary show broadcast by GMA News TV. It premiered on March 6, 2011. The show concluded on March 13, 2020.

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Greenup Lock and Dam is the eleventh lock and dam on the Ohio River, located 341 mi (549 km) downstream of Pittsburgh. There are two locks, one for commercial barge traffic which is 1,200 feet long by 110 feet wide, and the auxiliary lock which is 600 feet long by 110 feet wide.

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