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Olivancillaria vesica is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Olividae, the olives.
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The Taiwan Affairs Office is an administrative agency under the State Council of the People's Republic of China (PRC). It is responsible for cross-strait relations and sets and implements guidelines and policies related to Taiwan, which is claimed by the People's Republic of China as a province of its own.This organization has no relationship with the Taiwan government.
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